Tuesday, 19 December 2017
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Nov 17 - Dec 2

Season 1, 2018

Season 2, 2018

Season 3, 2018

Season 4, 2018


By Neil Simon

Directed By : Eyawn Harry



At a large, tastefully-appointed Sneden's Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though only a flesh wound, four couples are about to experience a severe attack of "farce". Gathering for their tenth wedding anniversary, the host lies bleeding in the other room, and his wife is nowhere in sight. His lawyer, Ken, and wife, Chris, must get "the story" straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and miscommunications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.


Character Descriptions 

Characters ages are ideal but not set in stone. Actors should consider roles if they feel they can represent the age ranges listed. Applications from all ethnicities welcome. 4M 30-50, 4F 25-50, 2 M or F

Ken Gorman: Male, 32-40. A well-spoken, handsome attorney. A bit high strung. 

Chris Gorman: Female, 32-38. Ken’s elegant and attractive wife. A bit high strung.

Lenny Ganz: Male, 32-42. An accountant who has just wrecked his brand new BMW. Irascible, sarcastic, and very likeable.

Clair Ganz: Female, 30-40. Lenny’s gossip-monger, attractive wife. A Westchester, New York housewife type.

Ernie Cusak: Male, 40-55. A smug psychiatrist.

Cookie Cusak: Female, 40-50. Ernie’s wife and a cooking show host with a bad back. She has a very dramatic, physical personality.

Glenn Cooper: Male, 32-50. An ambitious, polished man preparing for a run for the state senate. 

Cassie Cooper: Female, 25-25. A jealous type. Glenn's trophy wife. Insecure, sexy, shrewish. 

Officer Pudney: Male or Female, 23-31. A rookie cop. 

Officer Welch: Male or Female: 35-50. A vigorous, straight- talking, veteran police officer.    


Auditions: Sunday October 22 at 7pm and Monday October 23 at 7.30pm at Peridot.

(Unicorn Theatre, Mt Waverley Secondary College, Lechte Rd, 3149)


All Enquiries to the Director: Eyawn Harry. 0403 769 691 This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.






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